We are forever ending beings, dying from the moment we are born. And in the time between, the time while we die, we have the opportunity to do something great with our lives. I do not intend on becoming someone important, or being remembered by many people for years to come. I simple wish to be thought of once in a while after my eventual death, as someone bright and shining that made a difference in a few people's lives. I hope to make the people I love happy, and have many marvelous adventures.


amifutami:

what if every time u unzipped your pants it made the skype opening sound effect


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andrysb24:

maddeningmouse:

EGNEIG NIERN


This wasn’t designed very well

andrysb24:

maddeningmouse:

EGNEIG NIERN

This wasn’t designed very well


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corrupted-concepts:

HAHAHAHAHAH


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Howl: Oh, Sophie. Your hair is just like starlight. It’s so beautiful.
Sophie: I love you, Howl. How wondeful!


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420kawaii:

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neptune, i lov me perl

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fuk u daddy ur embarsing me

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but perl, yerr me daugter 

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ur a fukin crab how can i possible be ur dauhgter? you peice of shit


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unfollovving:

its-castiel-bitch:

WHAT. THE. FUCK. IS. THIS?

WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS DISNEY


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billyjojo:

keethrichards:

oh my god 

it feels like i was never supposed to see this it’s like forbidden or something 

billyjojo:

keethrichards:

oh my god 

it feels like i was never supposed to see this it’s like forbidden or something 


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rick-owen:

Those people who think fashion is owning clothes with designer namesimage


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psychedelicatessenn:

kdewbreiseverywhere:

biandnerdy:

do-all-without-doing:

askthefourswordslinksandshadow:

boundstuck-mara:

hero-of-ink:

princequeerdeer:

shindo-ai-pie:

youre-5-foot-a-bitch:

the-unpopular-opinions:

If you live in any of the states highlighted in red, I automatically assume you are unintelligent. You are all nothing but a bunch of uneducated, backwards, racist, crooked teeth, inbreds who couldn’t properly speak your way out of a paper bag. First of all, it is YOU’RE not Y’ALL. Second of all, it’s called a SODA not a COKE. Third of all, they are called SHOPPING CARTS not BUGGIES. Fourth of all, your accents are beyond atrocious, and going back to basic 1st grade speech classes will be in order. I am so glad that most Southerners do not move out of their region. Even if you’re not a stereotypical hick, you all still have hick-like qualities about you. And you want to talk about your horrendous lack of education? Let’s look at the statistics.
1) West Virginia (17.1%) 2) Arkansas (18.8%) 3) Mississippi (19.4%) 4) Kentucky (19.7%) 5) Louisiana (20.3%)
Source2nd Source 
Here, but that’s not all. What else does the South fail at? Right, let’s take at the “worst driving” records.
1. Louisiana2. South Carolina3. Mississippi4. Texas5. Alabama
So please, just know that if you are from the South, I truly and honestly believe that you are beneath me. I pity your educational systems (and drivers ed as well). If you’re from the South and you EVER in your life try to get into an argument with me, I will laugh at you in your face. You’re not worth my time. I hate the way people from Boston talk as well, but I can tolerate that much more than I can a hillbilly accent. I am extremely privileged to be living in Seattle. Where I was born and raised alone proves that I am far more intelligent than you are. If it ever came between a southerner having a job oppurtunity to work abroad and someone from a civilized place such as me, or somebody from New York or Conneticut or California, we are more likely to get hired. Just keep that in mind.I really don’t consider Missouri a part of the south, so you all are excused. 

So everyone in that area is uneducated, unintelligent, and lower than you just because of where they were born?
No. A person’s intelligence is not determined by where they life excuse you. This opinion is by far so messed up and seriously degrading to anyone that happens to live in these regions. You sound like a narcissistic and ignorant individual. 

I can’t even believe this. Are there real people like this? You are terrible and this is a disgrace.

lmao have you ever even been in the south??? because I know you haven’t been to Florida we don’t even have accents down here
florida is like 8 million levels of ridiculous but i can tell you right now you’re probably a bigger piece of shit than the entirety of this bullshit penis of a state i call home

Go shove a cactus right up your asshole, buddy

What the fuck is a buggie? I live in the heart of hickland and I have never once heard anyone ever say that word.
'Soda' is a word that encompasses all forms of fizzy drink in cans. Someone asking for a 'coke' is actually asking for the soda, COKE. They are asking for a COKE, which is a SODA. “I'd like a Soda.” “Which Soda?” “A Soda.” “Yessss, but WHAT soda?” “I WANT A MOTHERFUCKING SODA YOU IDIOT SOME SNOTTY NORTHERNER tOLD ME THAT'S ITS ACTUAL NAME FOR IT.”
OP what are you even ON

I hope a Razorback tramples you OP. I’m usually a nice guy but when someone says this shit about us just because of where i was born, that’s when i fucking snap! also, “Buggie?!” WHO IN THE HELL EVEN SAYS THAT HERE?!?!  I’ve lived in Arkansas all of my life and not once has anyone called a shopping cart a fucking buggie!

hey fuck you buddy

I think buggie might be a Tennessee thing.

My accent is atrocious? I’m unintelligent? I’m a Texan, I guarantee my I.Q. is higher than your I.Q., and my accent is perfectly legible.

monqwes read this im lolling so hard

psychedelicatessenn:

kdewbreiseverywhere:

biandnerdy:

do-all-without-doing:

askthefourswordslinksandshadow:

boundstuck-mara:

hero-of-ink:

princequeerdeer:

shindo-ai-pie:

youre-5-foot-a-bitch:

the-unpopular-opinions:

If you live in any of the states highlighted in red, I automatically assume you are unintelligent. You are all nothing but a bunch of uneducated, backwards, racist, crooked teeth, inbreds who couldn’t properly speak your way out of a paper bag. First of all, it is YOU’RE not Y’ALL. Second of all, it’s called a SODA not a COKE. Third of all, they are called SHOPPING CARTS not BUGGIES. Fourth of all, your accents are beyond atrocious, and going back to basic 1st grade speech classes will be in order. I am so glad that most Southerners do not move out of their region. Even if you’re not a stereotypical hick, you all still have hick-like qualities about you. And you want to talk about your horrendous lack of education? Let’s look at the statistics.

1) West Virginia (17.1%)
2) Arkansas (18.8%)
3) Mississippi (19.4%)
4) Kentucky (19.7%)
5) Louisiana (20.3%)


Source
2nd Source 

Here, but that’s not all. What else does the South fail at? Right, let’s take at the “worst driving” records.

1. Louisiana
2. South Carolina
3. Mississippi
4. Texas
5. Alabama

So please, just know that if you are from the South, I truly and honestly believe that you are beneath me. I pity your educational systems (and drivers ed as well). If you’re from the South and you EVER in your life try to get into an argument with me, I will laugh at you in your face. You’re not worth my time. I hate the way people from Boston talk as well, but I can tolerate that much more than I can a hillbilly accent. I am extremely privileged to be living in Seattle. Where I was born and raised alone proves that I am far more intelligent than you are. If it ever came between a southerner having a job oppurtunity to work abroad and someone from a civilized place such as me, or somebody from New York or Conneticut or California, we are more likely to get hired. Just keep that in mind.

I really don’t consider Missouri a part of the south, so you all are excused. 

So everyone in that area is uneducated, unintelligent, and lower than you just because of where they were born?

No. A person’s intelligence is not determined by where they life excuse you. This opinion is by far so messed up and seriously degrading to anyone that happens to live in these regions. You sound like a narcissistic and ignorant individual. 

I can’t even believe this. Are there real people like this? You are terrible and this is a disgrace.

lmao have you ever even been in the south??? because I know you haven’t been to Florida we don’t even have accents down here

florida is like 8 million levels of ridiculous but i can tell you right now you’re probably a bigger piece of shit than the entirety of this bullshit penis of a state i call home

Go shove a cactus right up your asshole, buddy

What the fuck is a buggie? I live in the heart of hickland and I have never once heard anyone ever say that word.

'Soda' is a word that encompasses all forms of fizzy drink in cans. Someone asking for a 'coke' is actually asking for the soda, COKE. They are asking for a COKE, which is a SODA. “I'd like a Soda.” “Which Soda?” “A Soda.” “Yessss, but WHAT soda?” “I WANT A MOTHERFUCKING SODA YOU IDIOT SOME SNOTTY NORTHERNER tOLD ME THAT'S ITS ACTUAL NAME FOR IT.”

OP what are you even ON

I hope a Razorback tramples you OP. I’m usually a nice guy but when someone says this shit about us just because of where i was born, that’s when i fucking snap! also, “Buggie?!” WHO IN THE HELL EVEN SAYS THAT HERE?!?!  I’ve lived in Arkansas all of my life and not once has anyone called a shopping cart a fucking buggie!

hey fuck you buddy

I think buggie might be a Tennessee thing.

My accent is atrocious? I’m unintelligent? I’m a Texan, I guarantee my I.Q. is higher than your I.Q., and my accent is perfectly legible.

monqwes read this im lolling so hard


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ladymarvels:

Whenever marvel references other movies, or connects the dots, I feel this tingling in my chest and it makes me so happy.


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